An exploration of the UK carer world

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We are loving in our caring all the time
We are sharing in our caring all the time
We are loving in our caring, and always hope for sharing
We are loving in our caring all the time

Women only – emphasise the italics
Oh, we visit other carers when we can
Specially when we come across a man
We’ll help him with his cooking, even more when he’s good-looking
Oh, we visit every man without a pan

Men only – act as if driving at the italics
We like serving easy meals when we’re men
We’re keen on boiling eggs straight from the hen
The milk we boil congeals and we look for better meals
But we really would prefer those meals on wheels